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Dark Jokes

Dark Jokes, We all usually laugh at various jokes which might never look offensive.
However, there is always another side which might but offensive but funny.
Dark humor plays a vital role as it addresses various alarming societal issues to talk more openly.
There are a lot of comedians which now uses dark humor to highlight the various issues which are going among society Like Rape, Torture, Mass shootings, Death/Misfortune of innocent people (e.g., babies and children), Terrorism.

Let’s have a look at some of the best dark jokes:-

After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says,
“Ma’am, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. What would you like?” 
After quickly thinking it over, she responds,“I’ll have the bad news first doctor”.
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to
tell you, your child has red hair”.Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother 
face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news”. 
The doctor replies, “He’s dead”.

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Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of 
them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder 
says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out 
and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder 
replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent 
and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and 
says “Ok, now what?”

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Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

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My family is like a treasure…
You need a map and shovel to find them.

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So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting 
dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”

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Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f...er
just sat in his wheelchair and cried

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My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know
why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family 
was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.

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Funny Dark Humor Jokes

Two friends who’ve been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card 
section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy
tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his 
wife a card and a dildo for her birthday. The second guy asks why he got his wife
a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, “If she doesn’t like the card 
I got her, then she can go f... herself!”

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Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the
hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back 
by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and 
says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

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